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blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Recreation and Sports "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
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The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers Recreation and Sports "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. Recreation and Sports
Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Recreation and Sports Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Recreation and Sports
The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
Recreation and Sports Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Recreation and Sports
"A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Recreation and Sports If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Recreation and Sports
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Recreation and Sports
"If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel Recreation and Sports There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. Recreation and Sports
blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) Recreation and Sports Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Recreation and Sports
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Recreation and Sports Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett Recreation and Sports
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper Recreation and Sports
"Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) Recreation and Sports The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick Recreation and Sports
