Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel Travel and Tourism I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
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Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Travel and Tourism What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) Travel and Tourism
Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Travel and Tourism The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur Travel and Tourism
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Travel and Tourism
I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Travel and Tourism You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. Travel and Tourism
Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire Travel and Tourism A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster Travel and Tourism
Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr Travel and Tourism Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates Travel and Tourism
When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Travel and Tourism I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Travel and Tourism
I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop Travel and Tourism Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) Travel and Tourism
When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST Travel and Tourism I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper Travel and Tourism
"Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Travel and Tourism
