Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" Complementary and Alternative Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Complementary and Alternative
"Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Complementary and Alternative Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde Complementary and Alternative
"Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Complementary and Alternative Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington Complementary and Alternative
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins Complementary and Alternative After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Complementary and Alternative
Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford Complementary and Alternative Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 Complementary and Alternative
Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale Complementary and Alternative "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio Complementary and Alternative
He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth Complementary and Alternative The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton Complementary and Alternative
Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Complementary and Alternative Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais Complementary and Alternative
Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde Complementary and Alternative For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Complementary and Alternative
If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Complementary and Alternative The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain Complementary and Alternative
Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death Complementary and Alternative Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Complementary and Alternative
