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Horndean.net - Portal for the village covering businesses, schools and community resources.
Motorculture Ltd - Company supplying golf buggies, hospitality cars and turf utility vehicles. Details of new and used sales, servicing and online contact form.
Horndean Amateur Dramatics Society - One of the oldest Amdram companies in the county. History of the group, information on productions, membership, venue and contacts.
Ellen Bower - Practitioner provides an introduction to life coaching and explains how it can play a role in personal development. Other topics include life strategies, career resilience, business acumen and executive leadership.
Drum Garden - Offer drumming tuition and master classes from experienced drum teachers. Details of studios at Horndean Technology College, services, and events.
Homested Dog Training Club - Training club which specializes in obedience and agility training and is also active in Border Collie rescue.
Horndean Technology College - Promoting the highest quality education, recreation and leisure opportunities, and enabling individuals and groups to be more active within a vibrant local community.
Gale's Brewery - George Gale and Co is a well established brewery based in the town. All 112 tied houses sell cask ale, and the free trade is also supplied. A wide range of ales, including 'Prize Old Ale' at 9% abv.
Southern Autosport - Local motor racing club for all the family, open to the public, events take place throughout the summer months from March to October.
Landscape Printing Systems - IT solution provider and an authorised HP Office Centre for computers and peripherals. Includes description of services and contact details.
To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties. -- Arthur Schopenhauer We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us. -- Mme de Staël The limits of my language means the limits of my world. -- Ludwig Wittgenstein The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. -- James Lowell Horndean I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. -- Abraham Lincoln Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from both sides. -- Margaret Thatcher Horndean "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') This is the fourth? -- Thomas Jefferson, dying words A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. -- Lana Turner Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football. -- Fran Lebowitz The average person thinks he isn't. - Father Larry Lorenzoni Horndean There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations. -- François de La Rouchefoucauld "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. -- Henry David Thoreau Horndean He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. -- George E. Woodberry "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl. -- Mike Adams "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Horndean "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned. -- Leslie Jeanne Sahler Horndean Whatever you are, be a good one. -- Abraham Lincoln The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. -- Jean Kerr "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue. -- Hermione Gingold Never practice two vices at once. -- Tallulah Bankhead Horndean "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings. -- Anonymous If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. - Mario Andretti Horndean The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. -- James Reston I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust. -- Grover Cleveland Horndean The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating, stealing, "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower." "Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!" -- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Horndean "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976. -- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some don't." -- Ernest Rutherford "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H Horndean "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Horndean blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. -- Flannery O'Connor A small family is soon provided for. -- English Proverb Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does not change his mind. -- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. -- George E. Woodberry Horndean "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. -- Clarence Darrow I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage. -- Will Rogers Horndean The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. -- Yiddish Proverb The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who love me. -- George Bernard Shaw "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force. -- Dorothy Parker Horndean When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise -- William Blake A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you. -- Adlai Stevenson Horndean Success is just a matter of attitude. -- Darcy E. Gibbons With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow. -- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. -- Virginia Woolf Horndean The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger Love is friendship set on fire. - Jeremy Taylor Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol Horndean I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens. -- E. B. White "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer. -- Anon. Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations. -- Sigmund Freud The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe. -- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Horndean We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing, and "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Horndean "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) Half of the American people never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. -- Gore Vidal The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. -- Don Stanford Horndean "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Horndean
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