Lee-on-the-Solent Golf Club - Golf course layout and hole by hole details with photographs. Details of club rules, green fees and history.
Lee-on-the-Solent Sailing Club - Includes event and fixture lists, race results, sailing news and a helpful FAQ section on becoming a member.
Wheel 2 Wheel - Bicycle shop offering online ordering of bikes and parts and details of a workshop service.
Solent Skiers Association - Promotes the safe use of personal watercraft and jet-skis in the Solent. Includes safety tips, guides, water activity zones and photos.
It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Lee-on-Solent An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Lee-on-Solent
Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Lee-on-Solent Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Lee-on-Solent
"Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
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flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West Lee-on-Solent Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) Lee-on-Solent
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- Oscar Wilde Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown Lee-on-Solent I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower Lee-on-Solent
Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
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of u Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Lee-on-Solent Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres Lee-on-Solent
When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
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-- Tom Lehrer Lee-on-Solent If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
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coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Lee-on-Solent
What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher Lee-on-Solent It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Lee-on-Solent
Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Lee-on-Solent Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
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Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Lee-on-Solent "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire Lee-on-Solent
Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law Lee-on-Solent Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Lee-on-Solent
"Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Lee-on-Solent Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Lee-on-Solent
