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Bohunt School - Co-educational 11-16 comprehensive school. Prospectus, news, subject information and employment opportunities.

Liphook Carnival Committee - Local event organisers. Carnival timetable, route map, photo gallery and downloadable programme.

D-zyne Creative - Offers graphic design, web design, printing and hosting. Profile, services, news and enquiry form.

Impala Business Solutions - Automotive tools and associated products catering for mainly professional and trade only.

Hollycombe Steam Collection - Unique open-air museum of steam powered attractions including railways, a fair ground and traction engines. Information on the collection and how to visit.

Liphook.co.uk - Community information including local news, events, clubs and history.

1st Liphook Scouts - Group and section information, photo gallery, diary and contact details.

MBoosey Online - Offers internet services including website design and consultancy. Information and portfolio.

The Liphook and District Businessmens' Association (LiDBA) - Local fundraisers and bike ride organisers. Provides news and contact details.

Old Thorns - Hotel, restaurant, golf and country club. Booking information, pricing, photos and directions.

Liphook & Ripsley Cricket Club - Team information, news, match reports and fixtures.

Liphook C of E Junior School - Local primary school for 7 to 11 year olds. Guide to teaching, facilities and extra-curricular activities.

The Liphook Equine Hospital - Horse vets and equine clinic. Guide to services, team and facilities plus latest news.

Liphook United Football Club - Contacts, fixtures and latest news.

Thesiger Network Scout Unit - Unit information, member biographies, programme and photo gallery.

Keats Hilder Estate Agents - Independent property agents. Contact information and house search.

Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does not change his mind. -- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Love is stronger than justice. -- Sting Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself. -- William Faulkner Liphook What's new? Most of my wife. Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot The less their ability, the more their conceit. Ahad HaAm Liphook Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing. -- Vince Lombardi When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. -- Steven Wright We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace. -- Satya Sai Baba Liphook Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. - Henry Louis Mencken 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. -- ee cummings When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. -- Hunter S. Thompson Liphook Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life. --Loesje "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. -- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules. -- Elting E. Morison Liphook The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow. -- Charles Brower Liphook The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free. -- Indigo Girls, song lyric The empires of the future are the empires of the mind. -- Winston Churchill Count your age with friends but not with years. -- Anonymous You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald spot. -- Elayne Boosler No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem. -- Booker T. Washington Liphook I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with. -- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show I hate work. That's why I got married. -- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Liphook "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them. -- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. - definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy Where there is love there is life. -- Gandhi There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage -- Martin Luther Liphook "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding outside. -- Dag Hammarskjold It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being. -- Benjamin Disraeli Liphook Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere. -- Anonymous People need loving the most when they deserve it the least. -- John Harrigan Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you. -- John-Paul Sartre "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Liphook Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully ignorant. --John Simon Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it. -- Anonymous Liphook Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them. -- Anonymous "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. -- Oscar Wilde "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. -- Will Rogers Liphook It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man. -- Anonymous I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. -- Calvin The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true. -- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion Liphook If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia. -- Thomas Szasz People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend. -- Walter Savage Landor The best defense is a good offense. -- Anonymous There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat. -- Rebecca West, Liphook Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job will cost. -- Anon I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on. -- Oscar Levant A really busy person never knows how much he weighs. -- Ed Howe Liphook Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all. -- G. K. Chesterton Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H. G. Wells Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. -- Jim Backus It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated. -- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. -- Robert Frost Liphook A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. -Robert Frost (1874-1963) "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Liphook Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay. -- Bill Stern When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap. -- Cynthia H Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny. -- George He who laughs last didn't get it. -- Helen Giangregorio The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post. -- George Bernard Shaw Liphook You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald spot. -- Elayne Boosler Politics have no relation to morals. -- Niccolo Machiavelli The love we give away is the only love we keep. -- Elbert Hubbard Liphook "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry inspe Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. -- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Liphook A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with ano There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Liphook
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