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He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Liss There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson Liss
The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 Liss The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau Liss
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Liss Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) Liss
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright Liss Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
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That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford Liss Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Liss
Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Liss "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Liss
Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) Liss Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes Liss
Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Liss Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician Liss
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Liss "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Liss
"The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Liss "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Liss
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov Liss It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Liss
