Hampshire Local Pages - Lymington - Government site. Contains information on the town, its heritage, schools and colleges, and places to go in the area, as well as a links page.
Lymington Harbour - UK Harbours directory site. Includes information about the town, the harbour and suggestions of things to do in the area.
Guide to Lymington by New Forest Online - Local site. Information on local businesses, accommodation, restaurants, pubs, activities and events, and a tourist information guide.
Sail Lymington - Resource for anyone sailing to or visiting Lymington. Information on pubs, restaurants, and yachting services, including yacht clubs and equipment suppliers.
Welcome to Lymington - Chamber of commerce site. Information on the town, including useful numbers and a business directory.
I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words Lymington Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein Lymington
If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous Lymington The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan Lymington
"I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana Lymington Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Lymington
Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) Lymington I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous Lymington
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese Lymington The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Lymington
"Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein Lymington The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m Lymington
When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson Lymington Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 Lymington
There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Lymington "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins Lymington
This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan Lymington Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Lymington
Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill Lymington All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner Lymington
The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower Lymington I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Lymington
