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Each scientific discovery increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control futur A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love. -- Sophocles New Forest "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons. -- Slavoj Zizek First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. -- Olin Miller I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did. -- Henry James New Forest The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . . grand Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust. -- Grover Cleveland The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis New Forest Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Victor Borge You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) It's never too late to have a happy childhood. -- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) New Forest The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. -- Abraham Lincoln Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. -- Stephen Leacock Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to- resurrection" coverage. He later a New Forest "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has come. -- Victor Hugo Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. -- Jackie Mason New Forest Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories. -- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester He who laughs, lasts. -- Mary Pettibone Poole Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can? -- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince New Forest "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody Allen Children are a poor man's riches. -- English proverb I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. New Forest "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it. -- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 Every calling is great when greatly pursued. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes New Forest I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up. -- Tom Lehrer The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment. -- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits. -- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the House Bank scandal Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years. -- Anonymous Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. -- Jim Backus New Forest Honor the ocean of love. -- George de Benneville "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. -- George E. Woodberry New Forest No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had never met defeat he would never have known any great victory. -- Orison Swett Marden You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now. -- Ha They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits. -- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the House Bank scandal Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel. -- Boies Penrose, 1931 New Forest When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. -- Steven Wright "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . . grand New Forest "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten. -- B.F. Skinner Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes. -- Norman Douglas Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. -- Albert Einstein New Forest Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God. -- Herbert Westren Turnbull The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. -- William Arthur Ward The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back on at New Forest Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it. -- Anonymous Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin. -- Grace Hansen The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely. -- T. S. Eliot "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) New Forest I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. -- Woody Allen "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B New Forest "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - Gilbert Keith Chesterton Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness. -- Erica Jong Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not. -- Robert G. Ingersoll New Forest May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) Health food makes me sick. -- Calvin Trillin New Forest "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. -- Abraham Lincoln A person starts to live when he can live outside himself. -- Albert Einstein Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin... -- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat. -- Michael McShane New Forest If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability. -- Henry Ford Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think. -- Niels Bohr "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) New Forest
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