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-- Seen on a t-shirt My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton North Baddesley One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte North Baddesley
I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown North Baddesley The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) North Baddesley
The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) North Baddesley There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait North Baddesley
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) North Baddesley If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos North Baddesley
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi North Baddesley The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) North Baddesley
I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) North Baddesley It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) North Baddesley
When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde North Baddesley Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves North Baddesley
"The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano North Baddesley If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) North Baddesley
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford North Baddesley For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou North Baddesley
"When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) North Baddesley If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t North Baddesley
Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller North Baddesley May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas North Baddesley
