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- H. G. Wells I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
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-- Publilius Syrus I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
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- Mark Twain The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain Health
There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
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-- Shirley Temple Black The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
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-- Dave Barry One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
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- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Health There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
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-- Anonymous If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
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-- Steven Wright Health
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
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-- Ovid If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Health Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
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An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
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-- G. K. Chesterton Health
If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
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-- G. K. Chesterton I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Health Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
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-- Sydney Smith A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
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-- Anon. Health
Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
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-- Anonymous Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
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-- Hoshang N. Akhtar Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous Health Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
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A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
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-- Winnie the Pooh Health "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
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- Jean-Paul Sartre Health
We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
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- General Douglas MacArthur Do or do not. There is no try.
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-- Abraham Lincoln Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
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