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"We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge Football "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley Football
The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) Football "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Football
"Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev Football The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Football
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba Football Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) Football
There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson Football My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison Football
I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor Football "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Football
Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Football How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell Football
Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Football We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot Football
Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West My other wife is beautiful. It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) Football Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch Football
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Football Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan Football
If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Football The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James Football
