Barton-on-Sea Golf Club - Founded in 1897 and situated in the New Forest in a coastal aspect with spectacular views of the Isle of Wight. The course has 27 challenging holes and a well stocked Proshop.
Home Site of Wellow Golf Club - Set in over 200 acres of parkland surrounding Embley Park, former home of Florence Nightingale. Near Romsey.
Army Golf Club - Aldershot - The Army Golf Club first known as Aldershot Divisional Golf Club was founded on the 6 November 1883 by Lieutenant Colonel E H Sartorious VC.
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