Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor Ice Hockey As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent Ice Hockey
Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Ice Hockey Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Ice Hockey
"The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson Ice Hockey Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde Ice Hockey
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz Ice Hockey "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Ice Hockey
Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Ice Hockey "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha Marriage is a rest period between romances. Ice Hockey
We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) Ice Hockey Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner Ice Hockey
An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian Ice Hockey "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Ice Hockey
When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry Ice Hockey There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks Ice Hockey
The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Ice Hockey Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Ice Hockey
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) Ice Hockey "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) Ice Hockey
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Ice Hockey No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw Ice Hockey
