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When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Arts and Entertainment If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles Arts and Entertainment
Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Arts and Entertainment Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Arts and Entertainment
It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex Arts and Entertainment I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Arts and Entertainment
"One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Arts and Entertainment "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson Arts and Entertainment
"Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Arts and Entertainment I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Arts and Entertainment
Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Arts and Entertainment Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Arts and Entertainment
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole Arts and Entertainment "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board Arts and Entertainment
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous Arts and Entertainment Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel Arts and Entertainment
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t Arts and Entertainment If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 Arts and Entertainment
Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Arts and Entertainment The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt Arts and Entertainment
Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) This book fills a much-needed gap.
- Moses Hadas in a review Arts and Entertainment For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Arts and Entertainment
