Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may Travel and Tourism The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Travel and Tourism
Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. Travel and Tourism He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism
Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne Travel and Tourism "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands Travel and Tourism
Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great Travel and Tourism Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost Travel and Tourism
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Travel and Tourism None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Travel and Tourism
Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) Travel and Tourism "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson Travel and Tourism
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Travel and Tourism Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley Travel and Tourism
A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Travel and Tourism Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha Travel and Tourism
"There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Travel and Tourism The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Travel and Tourism
"All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Travel and Tourism Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. Travel and Tourism
You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Travel and Tourism blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick Travel and Tourism
