And Y Not Youth Ministries - Services use video, lighting and slides alongside dance/ambient music to build an accessible atmosphere aimed at leading young people into praise and worship.
Fawley Parish - Containing four churches in the Fawley Parish
Gosport & Fareham Methodist Churches - Covering area around the towns of Gosport and Fareham in Hampshire. Mission, information on the circuit churches, ministers, local preachers, preaching plan, contact and links.
BANHIM - Basingstoke, Andover and North Hampshire Industrial Mission is sponsored by the Church of England, United Reformed Church and Baptist churches and provides chaplains to industry and commerce. Welcome, aims, chaplains, mission and history.
You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine Religion Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Religion
"Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous Religion The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Religion
"Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) Religion If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Religion
We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein Religion "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Religion
>From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Religion The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Religion
"Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) Religion Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck Religion
Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) Religion Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr Religion
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert Religion There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel Religion
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson Religion Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work Religion
To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne Religion Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Religion
"Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey May you never leave your marriage alive. We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Religion I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Religion
