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Millais Gallery - Focuses on the work of young artists, designers, makers, local community and student exhibitions.
Mount Pleasant Media Workshop - An independent community arts organisation using photography and digital imagery to promote local groups.
Southampton Institute Students' Union Events - Repository for the numerous events organised by the Southampton Institute Student's Union.
Southampton University Students' Union Events - Extensive resource for forthcoming events at the Southampton University Students' Union.
University of Southampton Light Operatic Society - Details of current shows, society members and performers and how to join.
Southampton Operatic Society - Information about current and future shows, how to join, rehearsal details and latest news.
Crazy M - Lady clown offering children's entertainments. Describes her services with photo gallery and contact information.
Southampton City Art Gallery - Internationally recognised art gallery, with details on exhibitions, events, a webcam and a pictoral selection of the gallery itself.
Southampton City Libraries - Includes information, opening times and contact details. Also provides online services.
Southampton Writers Circle - The second oldest writers circle in the country. Meet twice weekly.
Associated Wizards of the South - Exists to promote the art of magic and meets twice each month in the Southampton area. News, events and how to join.
Hampshire Garland Ladies Dance Team - Morris side who perform in the style of North West. Contains pictures, gig list and contact phone numbers.
King John's Morris Men - Side dancing Cotswold, Border and North West styles as appropriate. Includes history, contact names, forthcoming events and photographs.
Red Stags Morris - Mixed Border side, formed at the University 30 years ago, perform dances at festivals and at local pubs. History, events programme, dances and notations, gallery and contacts.
Samhain Morris - Mixed Cotswold side provide information of forthcoming events, archive of photos, performance diary and guestbook
John Hansard Gallery - Information about the gallery and its associated shop, with contact details.
An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field. -- Niels Bohr My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours. -- Benjamin Disraeli "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H. L. Mencken Arts and Entertainment It's never too late to have a happy childhood. -- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time. -- inside of a Pepsi cap "God is Man's stupidest idea." 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When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones. -- Peter DeVries Arts and Entertainment Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. -- G. M. Trevelyan The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century. -- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have had any experience with them. -- H. L. Mencken Arts and Entertainment There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered. -- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. -- Oscar Wilde I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. -- Mark Twain Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. -- John Powell Arts and Entertainment "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Arts and Entertainment Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away. -- Mary Alice Messenger "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. -- Soren Kierkegaard Arts and Entertainment "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower." "Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!" -- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it? -- James Thurber Arts and Entertainment Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. -- Londo Molari Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian. -- H. L. Mencken Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. Arts and Entertainment "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle. -- Molly Ivins History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. -- Napoleon Bonaparte Arts and Entertainment "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have had any experience with them. -- H. L. Mencken When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones. -- Peter DeVries The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'. - unknown Arts and Entertainment I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age. -- Henry Kissinger "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort. -- Sydney Smith Arts and Entertainment Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life. -- Alvin Toffler The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who love me. -- George Bernard Shaw I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about. -- Hen There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't. -- Seen on a bumper sticker Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame. -- G. K. Chesterton Arts and Entertainment What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. -- Dave Barry Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. -- George Santayana I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. -- W. C. Fields Arts and Entertainment Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it." -- Jerry Seinfeld "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away. -- Mary Alice Messenger Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will. -- James Stephens Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little Arts and Entertainment "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. -- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it? -- James Thurber Arts and Entertainment Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true. -- Anon. The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind. -- John Allston Vote early and vote often. - Al Capone Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugl Arts and Entertainment In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are. -- Gamaliel Bradford For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me. -- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. -- Albert Einstein Arts and Entertainment I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top. -- English Professor, Ohio University "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Gustav Jung "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar Gracian Arts and Entertainment To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage. -- Lao Tzu Men have become the tools of their tools. -- Henry David Thoreau Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. - Martin Fraquhar Tupper Arts and Entertainment Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God. -- Herbert Westren Turnbull The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it. -- John Stuart Mill "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge. -- Edward Chilton Arts and Entertainment The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon. -- Joseph Heller, God Knows "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. -- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes Arts and Entertainment
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