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"Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Education "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) Never eat more than you can lift.
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Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Education The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
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-- Agnes Repplier Education
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
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-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
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-- Samuel Butler He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner Education
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Education I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel Education
Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Education The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Education
"If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( Education A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. Education
"If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really Education "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Education
Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner Education "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Education
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 Education Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Education
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Education Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Education
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Education I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman Education
