Mind Southampton and New Forest - Description of mental health charity based locally. Lists services available and online donation facility. Mental health directory of the local area and brief history.
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The James Wiltshire Trust - Voluntary African-Caribbean organisation working specifically in the mental health field, both in Southampton and also within the rest of the county.
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-- Jeanne Moreau Health
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
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-- Lewis Grizzard Health
I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
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-- Anonymous Health Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
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- Jean-Paul Sartre In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
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-- Gerald Holton Health
We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
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-- Charles Caleb Colton Health
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
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-- Rick Radebaugh Health
I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
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discipline.
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Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
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-- Bill Moyers It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Health
