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Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) Weather A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Weather
In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Weather Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Weather
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Weather "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Weather
Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green Weather To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan Weather
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Weather There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Weather
No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Weather The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Weather
Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green Weather A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Weather
Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Weather Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Weather
He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Weather If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) Weather
The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Weather Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the Weather
If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi Weather I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst Weather
