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Colwall Net - Community site with businesses, community information, people, clubs and history.
Colwall Residents Against Planning - Local group opposing furthing housing development in the village. Include contact details.
Colwall Park Hotel - Information on the facilities, location, bedrooms, restaurants, lounge, conferences, and reservations.
Oddfellows - Restaurant and pub. Includes menus and pictures.
Old Court Nurseries - Specialist growers of Autumn Asters, also known as Michaemlas Daisies. Picton Garden displays the National Collection of the National Council for the Conservation of Plants and Gardens.
Colwall Parish Council - Includes a list of councillors, details of items available under the freedom of information act, and minutes from previous council meetings.
Colwall and Coddington Churches - Includes service times, photographs, information about the church choir and orchestra, sermon texts, and details of the church officials.
Skot Transformers Ltd. - Manufacturer of power transformers, line reactors, chokes and power supplies. Site includes product information, and catalogue download.
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I grieve over them on long winter evenings. -- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" Nobody ever died of laughter. -- Max Beerbohm Opportunities multiply as they are seized. -- Sun Tzu Colwall For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: "It might have been!" -- John Greenleaf Whittier My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen. -- Richard Rosen In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every computer that th The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance. -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Colwall A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words that he is wiser today than he was yesterday. -- Alexander Pope "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell Colwall A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you. -- Adlai Stevenson The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. -- Laurence J. Peter A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children. -- Miriam Robbins Colwall "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) The society of women is the element of good manners. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make. -- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song Colwall The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue. -- Anonymous You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald spot. -- Elayne Boosler I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. -- H. L. Mencken Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. -- Mark Twain Colwall blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Genius is an African who dreams up snow. -- Vladimir Nabokov Colwall I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge. -- Edward Chilton "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. -- Hunter S. Thompson Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life. --Loesje I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. -- Rita Rudner Colwall Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. -- Oscar Wilde Marriage is a rest period between romances. Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Victor Borge Colwall Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'. - Friedrich Nietzsche Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath. -- Jacob Braude For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation. -- Rainer Maria Ril A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. Harry S. Truman Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to Colwall Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. -- King George V Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards. -- Benjamin Franklin Colwall "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think. -- Anne S Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight. -- Phyllis Diller Colwall I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?" -- Jay Leno To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- P. J. O'Rourke Colwall In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter. -- Anonymous Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. -- Dave Barry Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to substitutes is one of life's major mysteries. -- Iris Murdoch Colwall Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart. -- Marcus Aurelius Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me. - Ambrose Bierce We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us. -- Mme de Staël Colwall I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where they worship arrested development. -- Russell Baker Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. -- Mark Twain "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it prevents you from achieving. -- Russell Green Colwall Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. -- Matt Groening, Love is Hell If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised. -- Dorothy Parker Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement. -- Cousin Woodman Colwall The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it. -- G. K. Chesterton In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth. These days they more often leave that way. -- David Deckert Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea. -- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea. -- Tom K. Ryan Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it. -- Max Frisch Colwall There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's life ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Colwall I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better. -- George Bird Evans My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just satisfying my curiosity. --Malcolm X Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who love me. -- George Bernard Shaw Faith is believing what you know ain't so. -- Mark Twain Colwall A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students. -- John Ciardi Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. -- Albert Einstein Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty. -- Adair Lara Colwall
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