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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon Hereford The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Hereford
The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Hereford If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) Hereford
"In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein Hereford Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
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The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Hereford I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman Hereford
As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Hereford Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James Hereford
To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Hereford The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Hereford
"Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers Hereford Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi Hereford
The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard Hereford "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Hereford
For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u Hereford Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius Hereford
I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein Hereford Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Hereford
My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless Hereford We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Hereford
