Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman Leominster The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Leominster
I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker Leominster The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Leominster
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per Leominster Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst Leominster
"Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley Leominster "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Leominster
"You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) Leominster The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh Leominster
"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer Leominster The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb Leominster
Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) Leominster Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun Leominster
I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes Leominster Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Leominster
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Leominster What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire Leominster
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde Leominster "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Leominster
There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler Leominster blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers Leominster
