Vitalis - Consultants providing a tailored approach to management development and executive coaching. Includes details of courses.
Dianes Cake and Sugarcraft - Makers of cakes for weddings and other occasions and practitioner of the art of flower creation from sugar paste.
Thatch Close - Bed and breakfast accommodation. site includes descriptions, photos, and 360-degree interactive panoramas of the rooms, together with the tariff.
Christ Church - Provides services times, missions statement, contact details, and useful links, and a parish survey.
Llangrove Primary School - Includes school calendar, staff list, and a PDF prospectus to download.
"The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) Llangrove The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Llangrove
blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Llangrove There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Llangrove
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Llangrove I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) Llangrove
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Llangrove That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Llangrove
Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou Llangrove When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln Llangrove
Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain Llangrove "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus Llangrove
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe Marriage is a rest period between romances. Llangrove "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) Llangrove
To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol Llangrove It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Llangrove
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman Llangrove "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Llangrove
The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott Llangrove It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) Llangrove
The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana Llangrove A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain Llangrove
