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"Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi News and Media Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin News and Media
My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) News and Media "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone News and Media
If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
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-- Tom Lehrer News and Media Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken News and Media
All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel News and Media Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren News and Media
Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson News and Media Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton News and Media
Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw News and Media "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey News and Media
"A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." News and Media Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) News and Media
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t News and Media "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. News and Media
"Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain News and Media Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings News and Media
"Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon News and Media I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) News and Media
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal News and Media I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine News and Media
