The Olde House - Self-catering accommodation. Includes a description of each room, the area, and tariff.
Hunters Moon - Bed and breakfast accommodation. Includes tariffs and details of the facilities.
Lynders Forest Nursery - Field grown bare rooted planting stock for forestry, hedging, and game cover. Includes information about the business, and a product catalogue with prices.
The Yard - Sells architectural antiques, garden ornaments. and reclaimed building materials. Includes a list of the sort of items available with indicative prices. Also undertake demolition, installation, and consultancy work.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery Upton Bishop ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Upton Bishop
My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Upton Bishop Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud Upton Bishop
Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Upton Bishop "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates Upton Bishop
For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian Upton Bishop "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 Upton Bishop
I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Upton Bishop Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Upton Bishop
If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Upton Bishop We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Upton Bishop
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous Upton Bishop The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe Upton Bishop
Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher Upton Bishop My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov Upton Bishop
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen Upton Bishop "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words Upton Bishop
To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Upton Bishop It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Upton Bishop
He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Upton Bishop I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl Upton Bishop
