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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain Ashwell "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Ashwell
If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Ashwell Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan Ashwell
"It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx Ashwell "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac Ashwell
"Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Ashwell "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom Ashwell
Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) Ashwell "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Ashwell
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results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne Ashwell "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Ashwell
Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making Ashwell Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Ashwell
It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Ashwell Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Ashwell
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Ashwell Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Ashwell
Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) Ashwell I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Ashwell
"There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) Ashwell Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Ashwell
