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Bishops Stortford - Details of what's on, where to stay and what to do and see in the town. Includes maps, business search, tourist information, clubs, societies and churches.
East Herts District Council - Includes council departments, services, publication, and tax, with information about business, community, environment, leisure, elections, and planning.
Bishop's Stortford & Sawbridgeworth National Childbirth Trust - Provides pre and postnatal support to new and expectant famlies in the area.
Bands at the Marne - Gig list with links to band websites.
Bishop's Stortford Amateur Operatic Society - Newsletter, list of shows, forthcoming productions, junior section and links.
BishopsStortfordTown.com - Phone and address listings of local businesses.
I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for half the money. -- Arthur Godfrey "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. -- Rodney Dangerfield Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. -- Anonymous Bishop's Stortford "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) Children are a poor man's riches. -- English proverb "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) Bishop's Stortford "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate chastisement. -- Ernest Dimnet "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility. -- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date. -- Caroline Rhea Bishop's Stortford It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts. - G. B. Burgin "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. -- Walter Winchell Bishop's Stortford However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea. -- Tom K. Ryan "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. -- ee cummings Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. -- Albert Einstein Bishop's Stortford Love is friendship set on fire. - Jeremy Taylor "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) Drink to me. -- Pablo Picasso, dying words Bishop's Stortford "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers? -- Calvin Trillin I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. -- Seen on a bumper sticker "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Bishop's Stortford I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work. -- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would be able to endure it. -- Schopenhauer There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network. -- Guy Almes Bishop's Stortford I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't. -- Jules Renard All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. -- Charlie Chaplin "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness. -- M. Hirschfield "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Bishop's Stortford "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants. -- Isaac Newton "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Bishop's Stortford No other success can compensate for failure in the home. -- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he LDS Church, April, 1964 There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: "It might have been!" -- John Greenleaf Whittier Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on tormenting the generations to come. -- Montesquieu I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it. - John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song Bishop's Stortford "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it - Henry David Thoreau The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day. -- Adlai Stevenson Bishop's Stortford I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli. -- George Bus "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the custom of shaving. -- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. -- Honore de Balzac Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough. -- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper Bishop's Stortford Love is the same as like except you feel sexier. -- Judith Viorst I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think. -- Socrates The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l Bishop's Stortford Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten. -- B.F. Skinner In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth. These days they more often leave that way. -- David Deckert "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. -- Anonymous "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) Bishop's Stortford "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates. -- Seen on a bumper sticker That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been all along. -- Madeleine L'Engle Bishop's Stortford I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. -- Walt Disney Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. -- Anonymous "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. -- Elvis Presley A man's wife has more power over him than the state has. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Bishop's Stortford "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Bishop's Stortford The first duty of love is to listen. -- Paul Tillich "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read. -- Groucho Marx A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor Bishop's Stortford Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the distance "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Bishop's Stortford We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. -- Aesop If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war. -- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts. - G. B. Burgin I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge. -- Edward Chilton In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Bishop's Stortford "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not know what to create. -- Jose Ortega y Gasset A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort. -- Sydney Smith Bishop's Stortford
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