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Bonningtons - Bed and breakfast in a period home set in landscaped gardens. Profile, facilities and tariff with local attractions.
Mrs Nisbet - Bed and breakfast close to the town centre. Describes its facilities with tariff, directions and information about transfers to Stansted Airport.
Joseph's Drive Bed & Breakfast - Non-smoking establishment in Takeley. Describes its facilities and surroundings with photo gallery and tariff.
Ivy Gables - Bed and breakfast. Tariff, menu and location.
The Waggon & Horses - Pub with hotel and restaurant facilities. Room tariffs, menus and photographs.
Maries Bed and Breakfast - Pricing, facilities, directions and booking form.
The Black Lion - Hotel in the centre of the town with regular music evenings. Profile and facilities with directions.
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The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. Rabbi Julius Gordon A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics. -- Maria Edgeworth Accommodation "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. 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