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Paradise Wildlife Park - Leisure park. Describes its animals, activities, and attractions with information about conservation and a location map.
Marigold Industrial - Protective gloves. Profile, product range and technical support with online glove sizer.
Shotokan Karate Club - Profile, location and session times with information about licence and insurance.
Adventuress River Cruises - A range of cruises on the River Lee available for private charter hire: parties, meals, conferences, weddings, outings, jazz and discos.
RSM Car and Courier Service - Providing taxi and courier transport services to individuals and companies.
Highfield Veterinary Surgery - Companion animal practice with branches in Broxbourne and Cheshunt. Profile, services, staff and location map.
Kingsway - Supports IT training companies in Europe and South Africa. Profile, product range, news and services.
Holly Oaks farm - Self contained holiday flat. Profile, activities and tariff with photo gallery.
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What are your plans for today? --Loesje See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? -- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her. -- Lenny Bruce There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself. -- Johann Sebastian Bach Broxbourne Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. -- Aldous Huxley When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't have done. -- Malcolm Forbes I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity. -- Albert Einstein Broxbourne "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them. -- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it. -- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it ha You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency. -- W. Somerset Maugham Broxbourne "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it. -- Anatole France What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak toys? -- Douglas Coupland Broxbourne He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss." -- Anonymous My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character. -- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Soul meets soul on lovers lips. -- Percy Bysshe Shelley Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. -- Judith Viorst Conceit causes more conversation than wit. -- LaRouchefoucauld Broxbourne "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) Broxbourne I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think. -- Socrates Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. -- George Burns Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be. -- Richard Mitchell, from Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner. -- Lord Byron Broxbourne "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Soul meets soul on lovers lips. -- Percy Bysshe Shelley I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back. -- Henny Youngman Broxbourne If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants. -- Isaac Newton "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony, remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs. -- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Broxbourne A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. -- Michel de Montaigne If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised. -- Dorothy Parker He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. - Sir Winston Churchill Broxbourne "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded. -- Maya Angelou "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation. -- Anonymous Broxbourne "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Only the little people pay taxes. -- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 A friend is a gift you give yourself. -- Robert Louis Stevenson Broxbourne A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say. -- Michael Winner We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H. L. Mencken "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. -- Oscar Wilde Live out of your imagination, not your history. -- Stephen Covey Broxbourne I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. -- Carol Leifer In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop hung "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Broxbourne Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult. -- Charlotte Whitton The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. -- Winston Churchill We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Nietzsche Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. -- Anonymous Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist. -- Epicurus Broxbourne In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the next meal would come from. -- Peter F. Drucker Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem. -- John Galsworthy I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat. -- Rebecca West, Broxbourne An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field. -- Niels Bohr I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again. -- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." 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