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Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
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-- Anonymous Web Design and Development
I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
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Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
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-- Benjamin Franklin Web Design and Development
They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
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Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
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-- Billy Joel Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
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