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.. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Cheshunt When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Cheshunt
Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Cheshunt "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Cheshunt
"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. Cheshunt I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein Cheshunt
Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon Cheshunt Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 Cheshunt
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Cheshunt There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein Cheshunt
Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov Cheshunt Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth Cheshunt
"Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Cheshunt "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald Cheshunt
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung Cheshunt A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Cheshunt
"I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Cheshunt "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars Cheshunt
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett Cheshunt Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski Cheshunt
See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Cheshunt Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Cheshunt
