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Chorleywood Parish Council - The official site with facts, information, history, travel, the Parish Council and the War Memorial Hall.

St Clement Danes School - A Voluntary Aided, 11-18 mixed, all ability school on the Hertfordshire - Buckinghamshire border.

Chorleywood virtual village - Includes stores, businesses and local services.

MjQ professional audio - Suppliers of quality used audio and music recording equipment.

Sheraton of Chorleywood - Traditional furniture and Carpets for the home and office.

Janes Country Kitchen - Catering organisers. From fancy dress balls for 220 people to small private dinner parties. From buffet and working lunches for businesses to christenings, weddings and funerals.

Chelston Call Systems - Computer telephony solutions for call centres, including predictive dialing, audio conferencing and voice mail.

Carisma Holidays - Offers camping at beach locations in South West France. Includes campsite information, prices and brochure request.

Peppermill Restaurant - Pizzeria and Mediterranean restaurant. Offers take-away service. Opening hours, menu and contact information.

"Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. No one can earn a million dollars honestly. - William Jennings Bryan And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. -- Abraham Lincoln Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Chorleywood "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer to that would be When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong. -- Buckminster Chorleywood "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed... -- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. -- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 The better part of valor is discretion. -- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. -- Unknown author, Levitating T Chorleywood Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. -- Robert Frost First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. -- G. K. Chesterton Chorleywood Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will. -- James Stephens Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility. -- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture. -- Aldous Huxley There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and flattens the stomachs. -- Barbara Howar A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one. -- Kin Hubbard Chorleywood "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together. -- Joan Thompson If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure? -- Harry Shearer Chorleywood There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never were, and ask why not? -- Robert Francis Kennedy Criticism is prejudice made plausible. -- H. L. Mencken Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another. -- H. L. Mencken Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. -- Albert Einstein Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense. -- Thomas Arnold Bennet Chorleywood Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies. -- Friedrich Nietzsche Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30." -- Anonymous Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration. -- Thomas Edison Chorleywood Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them. -- Anonymous The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence either way. -- Bertrand Russell "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever. -- Virginia Woolf Chorleywood You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty. - Sacha Guitry "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Chorleywood In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating, stealing, You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. -- Mark Twain There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the outward behavior. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it - Henry David Thoreau Every act of creation is first an act of destruction. -- Pablo Picasso Chorleywood Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner. -- Amy Bloom Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. -- Joan Crawford The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Chorleywood Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on! -- Rory Bremner You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there. -- Yogi Berra "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) No other success can compensate for failure in the home. -- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he LDS Church, April, 1964 What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself. -- Abraham Lincoln Chorleywood Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. -- Anonymous Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. -- Laurence J. Peter "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Chorleywood Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? 1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. 2) Advising the President. 3) D For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed. -- Clifton Fadiman "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Chorleywood Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically! -- Steven Wright The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Chorleywood Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago He who laughs last thinks slowest. -- Seen on a bumper sticker Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of them become real as you can. -- Frank W. Woolworth Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. - Martin Fraquhar Tupper Chorleywood A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. -- Robert Frost "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) Chorleywood There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered. -- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards. -- Soren Kierkegaard Criticism is prejudice made plausible. -- H. L. Mencken "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) Chorleywood Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. -- George Clemenceau The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not "Eureka!", but "That's funny..." -- Isaac Asimov Don't be so humble - you are not that great. - Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat Chorleywood In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the next meal would come from. -- Peter F. Drucker Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. -- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing. -- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the next meal would come from. -- Peter F. Drucker Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software. -- Arthur C. Clarke Chorleywood The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. -- Josh Billings The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and stupid from Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H. G. Wells Chorleywood
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