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It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain Cuffley The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u Cuffley
The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str Cuffley I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" Cuffley
There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents Cuffley I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler Cuffley
"Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells Cuffley Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant Cuffley
Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Cuffley "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper Cuffley
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken Cuffley "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Cuffley
"A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland Cuffley The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Cuffley
Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. Cuffley Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller Cuffley
Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Cuffley "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein Cuffley
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Cuffley "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness Cuffley
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) Cuffley Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber Cuffley
