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Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
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-- John-Paul Sartre Arts and Entertainment I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller Arts and Entertainment
A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Arts and Entertainment Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Arts and Entertainment
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden Arts and Entertainment "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost Arts and Entertainment
blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) Arts and Entertainment "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy Arts and Entertainment
Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon Arts and Entertainment You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Arts and Entertainment
It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i Arts and Entertainment Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Arts and Entertainment
Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo Arts and Entertainment It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Arts and Entertainment
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) Arts and Entertainment "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf Arts and Entertainment
"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole Arts and Entertainment Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein Arts and Entertainment
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. Arts and Entertainment If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe Arts and Entertainment
Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey Arts and Entertainment The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
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