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While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp Transport You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Transport
I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Transport No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) Transport
People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Transport Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry Transport
"Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards Transport There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Transport
"Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings Transport "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton Transport
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Transport I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates Transport
"One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth Transport "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Transport
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Transport Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon Transport
...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Transport "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold Transport
Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Transport They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado Transport
"I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein Transport "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) Transport
