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Faulkners - Estate agents and surveyors. Profile, services, information for property buyers and sellers, and searchable property database.
Kings Langley Local History & Museum Society - Profile, photo gallery, local history, past residents and newspapere archive.
The Karmann Ghia Centre - Karmann Ghia car dealer. Profile and services with information abourt restoration and a used car stock list.
Imagination Technologies - Licenses silicon and software for the entertainment and consumer industries. Profile, news and information for investors and job seekers.
The Old Palace - Seventeenth century pub and restaurant. Profile, history, opening times, menus, photo gallery and location map.
Gary Jobsey & Co - Chartered accountants offering accounting, tax, book-keeping, payroll and VAT services. Profile, services and list of software packages used.
Pretty Windows - Offer made to measure curtains and blinds, bedspreads, headboards and accessories. Information on products and services with FAQ.
Oakwood Computer Services - Offers website design and networking. Profile, services and capabilities with portfolio.
Easypumps Ltd - Water and waste pump repairs, maintenance and installation. Types of pump serviced, area of coverage and contact details.
Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. -- Londo Molari America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization. -- George Clemenceau Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. -- Mae West A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics. -- Maria Edgeworth Kings Langley I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy. -- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order. -- Brian Pickrell "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain Kings Langley First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are. -- Gore Vidal The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons. -- Slavoj Zizek Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's nerves Kings Langley If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. -- Aristotle Onassis Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. -- Dean Inge To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation. -- Latin Proverb Kings Langley The mistakes are all waiting to be made. - chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance - Oscar Wilde I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest. -- Alexandre Dumas pere You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience. -- Stanislaw J. Lec Someday is not a day of the week. -- Anon. Kings Langley "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) In the end, everything is a gag. - Charlie Chaplin A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness. -- Elsa Schiapirelli Kings Langley "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find." -- Robert Flaherty I could prove God statistically. -- George Gallup I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei Kings Langley He who laughs last didn't get it. -- Helen Giangregorio The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. -- Quentin Crisp I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. - Ian L. Fleming Kings Langley Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda cross-dressed as science. -- Linda Bowles, political columnist "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved. -- D.H. Lawrence "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. -- Aldous Huxley Kings Langley Use your own best judgment at all times. -- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. -- Al Bernstein Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. -- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Kings Langley "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking everything praiseworthy in human life. -- Joseph Addison "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Kings Langley May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses. -- Anon. Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor. -- Wernher von Braun Kings Langley "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. -- Walt Disney Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up. -- Anon "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend Kings Langley Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace. -- Amelia Earhart Kings Langley "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes. -- Cybi And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide. -- Chris Hubbock, who sh You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. -- Al Capone I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street. -- Virginia Woolf Kings Langley Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward. -- Patricia Sampson "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . . grand Kings Langley A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. Robert Frost (1874-1963) "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Kings Langley The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. -- Paula Poundstone The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper. -- Smith & Jones "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) Kings Langley You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do. -- Henry Ford If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. -- Aristotle Onassis I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about. -- Hen "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings. -- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" Kings Langley You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try. -- Beverly Sills It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues. -- Abraham Lincoln Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried. -- G. K. Chesterton Kings Langley Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to finish without knowing what you have written. -- Jean Jacques Rousseau You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses. -- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Kings Langley There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran I shall return. -- General Douglas MacArthur The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. -- Oscar Wilde Kings Langley
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