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-- Abraham Lincoln "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) His ignorance is encyclopedic
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-- Aldous Huxley Computers and Internet If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
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Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
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-- H.L. Mencken The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
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"Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
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Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
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If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
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-- Oscar Wilde It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
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-- Abraham Lincoln Computers and Internet
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
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-- Oscar Wilde A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and Computers and Internet There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
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Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
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-- Abraham Lincoln Computers and Internet
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
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-- Anon. Computers and Internet I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
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Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
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distance To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
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