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Village Pharmacy - Includes information, services, gifts, location and contact details.
A to Z Chauffeur Services - Offers a chauffeur service for business, social and personal needs.
Sawbridgeworth Guide - Describes the town and its history with information about and links to churches, dining, business and local organisations.
XP Electronics Ltd - Offers switched mode power supplies and battery chargers. Profile, product range and news with information about repairs.
KSM Maintenance - Offer property maintenance services, covering Essex, Hertfordshire and North London.
Dv-Mediaworks - Offers site design, domain name registration, maintenance and promotion. Links to client sites and contact details.
Pryse Jones - Conveyancing property lawyers offer specialist personal service within Hertfordshire, and online conveyancing tracking system for England and Wales.
Most Holy Redeemer - Roman Catholic Church. Mass times, contact details and parish history.
Arkay Hygiene - Offer fly killer units, glueboard traps and fly screens. Products available, information on flys and contact details.
We do not remember days; we remember moments. -- Anonymous A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one. -- Mae West >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory! -- General Douglas MacArthur Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where they worship arrested development. -- Russell Baker Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Sawbridgeworth I am not young enough to know everything. -- Oscar Wilde Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers. -- Anonymous I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. -- Rita Rudner Sawbridgeworth One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love. -- Sophocles I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Sir Winston Churchill "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Sawbridgeworth When you're away, I'm restless, lonely Wretched, bored, dejected; only here's the rub, my darling dear, I feel the same when you are here. -- Samuel Hoffenstein "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. -- Albert Einstein Sawbridgeworth When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it. -- Anatole France Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. -- Mark Twain "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm. -- Calvin Coolidge Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. -- Margaret Mead Sawbridgeworth Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had never met defeat he would never have known any great victory. -- Orison Swett Marden We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. -- George Bernard Shaw Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate chastisement. -- Ernest Dimnet Sawbridgeworth The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow. -- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history. -- George Bernard Shaw My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed. -- Christopher Morley I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. -- Dorothy Parker Sawbridgeworth A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. -Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen. -- Samuel Paterson Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. -- Oscar Wilde Sawbridgeworth "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost; -- J.R.R. Tolkein Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. -- George Bernard Shaw The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live. -- Joan Borysenko As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy. -- Abraham Lincoln Sawbridgeworth The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. -- Winston Churchill The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. -- Robert Benchley I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back. -- Henny Youngman Sawbridgeworth When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it. -- Anatole France "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought. -- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said. -- George Santayana Sawbridgeworth Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Victor Borge I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear. -- Woody Allen Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Sawbridgeworth If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would be able to endure it. -- Schopenhauer Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature. -- Tom Robbins "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject, when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron scumbags dev "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) Sawbridgeworth Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. -- James Matthew Barrie "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. -- George Bernard Shaw Sawbridgeworth There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead. -- Saint John Chrysostom Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. -- Anonymous Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it." -- Jerry Seinfeld I would have made a good Pope. -- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Sawbridgeworth "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame. -- G. K. Chesterton Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest. -- Mark Twain Sawbridgeworth Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair. -- Jonathan S. Haas When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. -- Clarence Darrow Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) To keep your marriage brimming With love in the marriage cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it, Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Sawbridgeworth "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have people all Sawbridgeworth Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen. -- P. J. O'Rourke "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do. -- Henry Ford When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Sir Winston Churchill Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the child. -- Anne Sullivan Sawbridgeworth The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved. -- Mother Teresa Sawbridgeworth Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. -- H. L. Mencken We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. -- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If we don't change the direction we are going, We are likely to end up where we are heading. -- Chinese saying An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy contests, but they keep the crowd's attention. -- Anonymous Sawbridgeworth "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and the The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. -- Clarence Darrow Sawbridgeworth
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