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-- Harper Lee Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
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-- Agnes Repplier "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) Computers and Internet
Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
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-- Guy Almes "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) Computers and Internet Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Computers and Internet
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
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-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
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The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
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"I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Computers and Internet Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
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-- Ben Hecht There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
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-- Ellen DeGeneres Computers and Internet
"This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
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-- Douglas Coupland Computers and Internet My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
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Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
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-- W. Somerset Maugham Computers and Internet
There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde Computers and Internet When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
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"The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch Computers and Internet Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
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Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
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-- Agnes Repplier Computers and Internet Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Computers and Internet
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Computers and Internet Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) Computers and Internet
