My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title Government Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken Government
Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland Government I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Government
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain Government I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all Government
It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm Government It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Government
We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. Government Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland Government
"Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Government Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) Government
I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Government And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Government
"If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg Government Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx Government
Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Government The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf Government
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Government Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous Government
My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) Government Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) Government
