Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
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-- Groucho Marx Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Web Design and Development
The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
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-- Napoleon Bonaparte Web Design and Development
"To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
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"The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) Web Design and Development I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
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- Friedrich Nietzsche Web Design and Development
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
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-- Russell Baker Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
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In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
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-- Mortimer J. Adler Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
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-- P. J. O'Rourke He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
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Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
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-- Anita Wise "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
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The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
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-- Oscar Wilde Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
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-- Lynn A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
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cr Web Design and Development Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law Web Design and Development
"In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
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-- Daniel Webster, dying words In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
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-- Allen Ginsberg Web Design and Development
Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
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-- George Santayana "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
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-- Henry Kissinger If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
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I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
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-- H. L. Mencken "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
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-- Winston Churchill Web Design and Development I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
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