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"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Motoring I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow Motoring
"I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Motoring We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry Motoring
The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe Motoring In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper Motoring
Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde Motoring Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne Motoring
"My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt Motoring He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun Motoring
This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Motoring A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Motoring
He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) Motoring All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Motoring
"Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) Motoring Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Motoring
Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West Motoring And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci Motoring
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning Motoring Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life Motoring
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian Motoring He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Motoring
