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-- Honore de Balzac Sales I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers We do not remember days; we remember moments.
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-- Honore de Balzac Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
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- Frank Zappa "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
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Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
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-- Gen. George An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
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-- Steven Wright The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
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-- Virginia Woolf Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
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-- Robert Frost The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
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-- Female philosopher When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
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