If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Education Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) Education
"When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler Education If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
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You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Education "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Education
"Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law My other wife is beautiful. Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia Education If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Education
Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land Education Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Education
Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. Education Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) Education
We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy Education Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) Education
What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Education It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem Education
I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley Education We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln Education
"What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard Education I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain Education
"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Education "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Education
