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Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Transport Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel Transport
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Transport There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Transport
Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Transport Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Transport
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Transport You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi Transport
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Transport A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius Transport
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Transport Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- Transport
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Transport Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Transport
He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Transport In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) Transport
Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Transport Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein Transport
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Transport Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) Transport
Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Transport Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous Transport
