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"Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Transport Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf Transport
Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Transport "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Transport
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith Transport "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous Transport
"By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Transport "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Transport
Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken Transport "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Transport
"Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Transport Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca Transport
I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Transport I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill Transport
Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato Transport "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Transport
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Transport Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed Transport
Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Transport The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Transport
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Transport A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) Transport
