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If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
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-- Wil Shriner They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
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-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous Ware
Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
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-- Helen Keller Ware Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
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-- Steven Wright Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
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-- David Bissonette And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
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-- Seneca Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
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Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
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percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
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- Samuel Johnson Ware As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
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-- Roger Babson Ware
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-- Bob Edwards Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
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-- Anon. Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle Ware
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Ware "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken Ware
"Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
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-- Peter Ustinov Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Ware
Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Ware I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
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