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Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante Travel and Tourism Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Travel and Tourism
The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra Travel and Tourism The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism
The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) Travel and Tourism .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Travel and Tourism
You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe Travel and Tourism
Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Travel and Tourism I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige Travel and Tourism
Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Travel and Tourism English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu Travel and Tourism
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine Travel and Tourism I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Travel and Tourism
The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Travel and Tourism Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual Travel and Tourism
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Travel and Tourism I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Travel and Tourism
"Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow Travel and Tourism The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Travel and Tourism
"There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land Travel and Tourism Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl Travel and Tourism
